Officer Owen decided he needed to have a word with me in regards to the posted speed limit. Apparently I was traveling in excess of the posted 30mph.
The fact that the speedometer is extremely inaccurate may have something to do with it, but being distracted by the sign on the theatre probably didn’t help much [...]

Kitty ishooz.

Sooo…. Ugly got a rad new tat today.
Bloody rabbit:

The big wuss couldn’t stand the pain. I had to keep biting his arm to distract him from the pain on my…. umm… I mean his ankle.

Cleaned up:

So, we ended up sleeping through most of the show, both Saturday and especially Sunday. Saturday we rolled in with everyone else around 10am or so but had to leave early because we just spent 2 days and 2 nights driving and required a little sleep.
Sunday we ended up sleeping in and didn’t end up [...]

We made it to Jersey… the roads are horrible, or as Lucky says “THE ROADS SUCK ASS!!”
I couldn’t drive my car here… it literally wouldn’t make it a quarter mile down the freeway before I had no oil pan and got high centered on the floor. The highways aren’t paved, they’re built from sections… none [...]

So, I linked everyone here last night for pictures and a story that someone hadn’t posted yet. :p
Looks like it’s on me. Umm, South Dakota, Wednesday night…
So, last night we dropped the top, turned on the underglow, cranked up the 2 live crew to 11 and hit the streets lookin for trouble… took us a [...]

So, I was putting fuel in Kitty, got distracted by something shiny and left the fuel cap at the fuel station. If someone has a locking fuel cap they could bring to the show I need to buy one. Thanks.
This is the cap I’m looking for:

Thanks everyone, sorry Lucky.
-ugly

We will be heading out on our road trip on July 16th, and it will end on July 31st.
We will cross America twice, traveling roughly 5,500 miles, and will be topless the whole way.
This blog will be updated nightly, provided our hotels have wireless access to the internetz, so feel free to bookmark this site, [...]